Any one in here take an Ebonics course?

[LoneRanger]

I talk to some people sometimes and I feel like a moron because I cant under stand a farkin thing they are saying. I know its not my fault they cant speak in the english language but I must look like a moron when I stare at them with a blank face :shock: :wink: and go "ummmm could you say that again please?"


I keep pressing for the ebonics for dummies course here at work, but am not getting very far.



I wish I could give them a big F-ing YEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWW

in thier ear then hang up. :mrgreen:



ok, rant off for now.....


carry on-

L.R. :roll:

[sentinal02]

not exactly a course on them, but definitely one of the funniest emails i've ever gotten:

What if some famous movies were remade to fit into today's pop
> culture? Instead of being in boring old English they'd be
> written in Ebonics. I've taken the liberty of translating a
> few easily identifiable movie quotes into this new language
> for your reading pleasure.
>
> "Luke, I'm your father."
> Ebonics: "Hey boy, I's yo daddy."
>
> "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!"
> Ebonics: "Later, bitch!"
>
> "To be or not to be? That is the question."
> Ebonics: "Is I is or is I ain't? Shiiit"
>
> "I'll be back."
> Ebonics: "I's a fixin' to bust a cap in yo ass."
>
> "We're off to see the wizard."
> "We's fixin' to see the hoodoo 'bout some voodoo."
>
> "You've got to get mad! Stand up wherever you are, go to the
> nearest window and yell as loud as you can: 'I'm mad as hell,
> and I'm not going to take it anymore!'"
> Ebonics: Fuuuck You!
>
> "We're going to need a bigger boat."
> Ebonics: You see da teeth on this mutha fucka? Turn this
> piece-a-shit around and get my black ass back to shore!
> (^ My favorite :lol:)

> "I am Spartacus."
> Ebonics: "Who da fuck is Spartacus?"
>