Funny story for you~

[LoneRanger]

Guy from one of my "other" 4x4 clubs I am a member of wrote this-
funniest thing I had read in a while- LOL :mrgreen:

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I spent pretty much the entire day yesterday out at the shop, trying to get shit ready for Chubfest (a club ride). Around 10pm or so the mosquitos' started getting bad, so I called it a night. I moved all the rigs outside around and decided to take the Sploder I just got from FaQ042 home. I haven't driven it any long distances yet and thought it would be a good idea to give her a ride.

Well about half way into the 20 minute ride home, the car behind me starts beepin it's horn and flashing the lights. I'm thinkin I got something hangin down or maybe burnin on this rig? I stop at the light and I hear.."Fawk you man....Fawkin Asshole......!!" It's the people in the car behind me, all four of them yelling shit and they all sound really pissed. I figured it must be high school kids or just punks out cruizin' for the holiday, no big deal. Well, I makle a left turn, they follow, same shit...yelling horn, lights, ect. Every time I turn, they follow. I get about 3 miles from home and figure, fawk it....Next traffic light I'm puttin an end to this shit!

Light turns red, I put the Sploder in park and jump out to go find out what the hell is the problem. As I get to the drivers window, I realize it is a car load of chicks! The driver is yellin at me, the chicks in the backseat are yelling and the passenger is getting out to kick my ass...LOL! There is just no way I'm pickin a fight with 4 girls, not only would they likley kick my fat ass since I couldn't hit them back, but anyone driving past is going to stop and kick my ass too! So, I BAILED.....jumped back in the Sploder and headed for home. I couple quick turns, a stealth manuver and no more chicks!

When I got home I looked over the Sploder, thinkin I got oil on this chicks new car or something....Nothing! Well, this morning I figured it all out.

Thanks for the decal on the back window Matt:

Get a Lift
Fat Girls Can't Jump

Almost got me killed dude!!!!

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L.R. :lmao:

[JeepinINdaXJ]

OMG i am rolling i cant even express how hard i am laughfing right now. I need that sticker :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Freebird01]

thats like a sticker i seen on an S-10 lowrider one time....was huge in the back window said "Too Low for Fat Hoe"

[dmxjg35]

i just have one question? was it a car load of fat chicks???? because the story would be even funnier if it was a car load of skinny chicks hahaha

but seriously that is some funny shit, i love that sticker haha

[JeepinINdaXJ]

thats like a sticker i seen on an S-10 lowrider one time....was huge in the back window said "Too Low for Fat Hoe" i wish i still had my lowered s10 :lol:

[XEON]

hahahaha thats some good stuff :lol: :lol:

I saw that sticker... but my Jeeps not big enough yet for that and I dont have a gun to protect myself... haha

[matt6669]

man i wish i still had my lowered s-10 too
85 s-10 lowered 3 in the front 4 in the rear, chevy 350 worked over and shit they said it was pushing probs over 400 hp never got it dyno tuned, with a th350 tranny with a posi rear, that thing would just sit there and burn the tires. Had hooker headers (which sucked) with a super trap exhuast it was so loud it woke the neighbors up, but boy do i miss that truck, my first vehicle i loved it, should of never got rid of it!!

Matt

[JeepinINdaXJ]

thats cool mine was a 95 cow hood with a 96 cammaro ss drive train in it. Centerforce clutch with bfg drag radials in the back on 17's 4 inch back 3 front sindals sway bars put 484hp with 560 dinoed

[badzook]

That is just tooooo Funnyyyy...... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

badzook

[matt6669]

man that is a nice s10 definitely beats mine without a doubt haha
got any pictures...?

Matt

[JeepinINdaXJ]

i got some regular pics this is before i had a digit camera. Ill look around on some of the bow tie bords i posted on before i got smart and got my XJ.

[matt6669]

sounds good to me
can't wait to see some, ill bring pics of mine to the next run if i remember
it was a little rough on the edges probs no where near as nice as yours

Matt

[JeepinINdaXJ]

yea mine was teal like wow teal with a cow hood. Had grafics on the side but took them off. It was a clean truck but teal BRIGHT TEAL.

[matt6669]

mine was plain ole look at me cop i drive a red truck with a loud exhuast lol lol
never once got pulled over in that car, bought my blue wrx and i've gotten pulled over tons of times.

Matt

[JeepinINdaXJ]

i got pulled over in my truck no tickets. I know a bunch of high ranked cops it came in handy. Yea my truck was bright and loud expecialy when the dumps were off.