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matt6669
11-14-2005, 03:04 PM
1......


Matt

dmxjg35
11-14-2005, 03:06 PM
uhm do i hear 2?

matt6669
11-14-2005, 03:07 PM
nope b/c i heard the best number 3!!!!

dmxjg35
11-14-2005, 03:08 PM
4 is for fun

matt6669
11-14-2005, 03:09 PM
no you got it wrong
1 is for the money
2 is for the show
3 is to get ready
and 4 is to lets go
ohhs well number 5 is the best neway

dmxjg35
11-14-2005, 03:10 PM
look out 6 pick up sticks :lmao:

matt6669
11-14-2005, 03:11 PM
7
sorta like 37's which i should of bought for my rig

dmxjg35
11-14-2005, 03:12 PM
8 the amount of lift you would need to even come close to running those 37's now this thread is :ntopic:

matt6669
11-14-2005, 03:13 PM
9 for 39 inch boggers like the ones that are on pete's truck, and he has 8 inches and he fits it so there!!!! lol lol biatccchhh this thread is totally :ntopic: now

dmxjg35
11-14-2005, 03:15 PM
10 the amount of times it looks like joe flopped that red cherokee :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

matt6669
11-14-2005, 03:16 PM
BAHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

11 plus some zero's is how much im going to end up sinking into my chero by the time im done

dmxjg35
11-14-2005, 03:18 PM
12 how many posts are now in this thread

matt6669
11-14-2005, 03:19 PM
13 how old some of us act hahahah

dmxjg35
11-14-2005, 03:20 PM
14 how many mins after justin gets on that this thread gets deleted :lmao:

mybigredjeep
11-14-2005, 04:38 PM
15 the age of matts girlfriend

dmxjg35
11-14-2005, 05:27 PM
16 number of tons of metal it took to make jermey's bumper :lmao:

and matts g/f is 20 his left hand is the same age as he is :lmao: :lmao:

XEON
11-14-2005, 06:12 PM
15 the age of matts girlfriend

Holly shit, this one is funny as hell.

17 is the age that I started Jeepin...

Good useless thread. :)

XTC Jpr13
11-14-2005, 08:26 PM
18 makes her legal

matt6669
11-14-2005, 11:59 PM
16 number of tons of metal it took to make jermey's bumper :lmao:

now that right there is funny i don't care who you are

19 the number of little boys jeremy has taken into the back seat of his "firetruck" hahaha i don't even wanna know what was going on there jeremy....

Matt

rockdawg
11-15-2005, 02:06 PM
20 the number of times Matt smashed his longarm brackets on rocks before he decided to install the long arms on them. :lmao:

XTC Jpr13
11-15-2005, 04:22 PM
21 the numeber of trees and mailboxes Al has single handedly cleared out of the way!

mybigredjeep
11-15-2005, 11:18 PM
22 reasons why matt hasnt gotten his truck done yet.................and they werent little boys they were little girls and you guys know the rule: if shes old enough to be seven shes old enough to be ate!!!! :help:

matt6669
11-15-2005, 11:55 PM
thats just wrong jeremy soooo totally wrong

scott now thats freaking hilarious i must say we all know al owns the tree's and mailboxes lol

23 the amount of yards that uncle al had to go into the fagshop i mean the rag shop and ask for to make his seat for his snowmobile only for it to get ate up HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA

Matt

ps al, when you gonna call me so i can design you a bigger garage to put all of this stuff in.....?

pss uncle al, when are you going to adopt me and jeremy, ahahha we had this discussion today, we think you should adopt both of us, fund out projects you would look like such the hero of an uncle lol

mybigredjeep
11-16-2005, 12:05 AM
24 times al is going to smack you and say "DONT BE GAY MATT"

sentinal02
11-16-2005, 01:22 AM
25. 5x the number of minutes of my life that i want back for stopping to read this whole thread :bdance:

dmxjg35
11-16-2005, 10:38 AM
26 number in times per week matt changes what he wants to do with his jeep :lmao:

mybigredjeep
11-16-2005, 01:18 PM
27- the amount of seconds collected by all members in this club that beleive matt can finish his project

matt6669
11-16-2005, 01:35 PM
haha just you wait and see jeremy...... we'll see who will be lagging behind who on the blacks or should i mention reds.......???? maybe just maybe


28 the size of the tire justin will be rolling on if he ever gets his yj finished b/c thats all he can afford......:lmao: :lmao:

Matt

XEON
11-16-2005, 04:44 PM
29 + is the ammount of hours it took for Matt to install a few Long arms...http://tri-state4x4.com/forums/images/smilies/lmao.gif:hahaha: :spinrhead

dmxjg35
11-16-2005, 05:06 PM
29 + is the ammount of hours it took for Matt to install a few Long arms...http://tri-state4x4.com/forums/images/smilies/lmao.gif:hahaha: :spinrhead


sorry matt but bahahahahahaha :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: that right there is funny
also 30 the number of diffrent swear words that came out of matts mouth while putting in said long arms :hahaha:

XTC Jpr13
11-16-2005, 08:13 PM
31- The nuimber of Tri-State trips Matt will miss before completeing his build!

badzook
11-16-2005, 08:26 PM
32 times ..... Man are you guys bored or what???? :lmao:

XEON
11-16-2005, 08:34 PM
Yes, but very informative thread about Matt...

33 = 3 x 11.... :doh:

badzook
11-16-2005, 08:54 PM
34 = 17 x 2. I still act like a 17 year old...... :dbeer:

matt6669
11-16-2005, 09:54 PM
hmmm for some reason i think i have a better chance of finishing my rig before justins rig is finished but ahhh we shall see won't we.

like i said we'll see who's going up black 3's and reds now won't we......?

man with these numbers getting up higher its harder to think of things but hmmm ill take a stab at it....

35 +4 is how many days there are untill christmas hahahaha

Matt

mybigredjeep
11-16-2005, 10:35 PM
36 inch tires that matt cant fit (iroks)

matt6669
11-16-2005, 10:53 PM
pshhhhhhh thats what you think junior bahhh hahaha
check your pm i sent you a linky i think you should grab em, sounds like a good deal.
ps i think im gonna keep the iroks hahah im gonna buy a set of at's too i think

37 the tire size i want to run but can't afford full widths, at the moment......
ahhh only time will tell.....

Matt

ROCKREADYXJ
11-16-2005, 11:06 PM
38 the amount of times Matt has drooled over this!


Here you go matt complete with 8.25 ooks good don't it?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/ROCKREADYXJ/REARCOILOVER.jpg

XEON
11-16-2005, 11:10 PM
39 + a few zeros is how much Matts rig is going to cost him for someone to install parts... :lmao:

Yea you have a better chance of getting your done because you started before me, you have more money, but I am doing like 5 times as much stuff.

ROCKREADYXJ
11-16-2005, 11:11 PM
40 the size of my next tires and the amout of times I wished my truck still looked like this!


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/ROCKREADYXJ/testpics008.jpg

XEON
11-16-2005, 11:12 PM
41: Seconds it takes to make a stupid post. From thinking to typing. :duh:

matt6669
11-16-2005, 11:16 PM
looks good, can't deny that ahhhhhh but its all good as we both know LOL



42 the age at which justin might figure out what SPOBI means and start following it


bahhhhhh hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha lol lol

ohh hey joe if you wanna throw some 44's on your truck i know someone selling some for 500 bucks lol let me know

ps joe, look theres actually grass right up to your garage door, hahah it don't look like that now a days lol lol



ohhh but justin see you failed to mention one thing, i have ZERO time to work on my truck whereas you have like 12 hours a day to work on your truck.
if i get an hour an week to wrench on my jeep im lucky, half the time its an hour a month. ala why my rockrail is still not back on yet. but that what happens when you work full time to pay for a vehicle and insurance and stuff but you wouldn't understand that one..........

Matt

XEON
11-16-2005, 11:25 PM
43: The amount of pages this can get too... Its going to be lots of work and thinking!

(Yea Matt I understand, just like to bust your balls on it. I dont have 12 hours a day to work on my truck. But I do have a good amount of time I can work on it. Most of the time I am working on making people PCs and odd jobs. I just dont have a regular 9-5 job.)

matt6669
11-17-2005, 12:22 AM
i think you do need to get a regular job, it makes you well rounded haha its quite fun i would be lost if i didn't have my jobs, just the thought of having that much spare time scares me, thats what retirement is for hahaha

44, the size of the tire i think we all wish we could fit on a cherokee

im running outta ideas

dmxjg35
11-17-2005, 10:15 AM
45 the amount in dollars im gonna give joe for those rear coilovers and hes going to accept it and like it :lmao: :lmao:

mybigredjeep
11-17-2005, 11:33 AM
46, 000,000 times matt has needed to say "welcome to mcdonalds how may i help you....................would you like fries with that................would you like to super size that" to fund his jeep project

dmxjg35
11-17-2005, 11:39 AM
47 as in 4.7 the liters my stroker motor will be when im done

ROCKREADYXJ
11-17-2005, 12:48 PM
48 the amount in seconds it is going to take me to get Matt to roll his Jeep!

rockdawg
11-17-2005, 03:12 PM
49 the number of times Matt will have to roll his rig before he figures out how not to roll it!

matt6669
11-17-2005, 07:54 PM
48 the amount in seconds it is going to take me to get Matt to roll his Jeep!

as long as we put my cage in first i don't care buddy. Psssh you gotta roll it right away just to get it outta the way.

50, al's actual age LOOOOOOOOL now that right there funny!!

Matt

rockdawg
11-18-2005, 09:30 AM
51 thats how old I'll be when this thread dies.

Matt, 50? You really know how to hurt a guy. Thats about 10 years to old.

dmxjg35
11-18-2005, 10:10 AM
52 amount in thousands that matt is gonna get bashed before this thread is over :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Halo Performance
11-18-2005, 05:19 PM
53 largest tire in inches i've ever seen on a truck driving on the road

mybigredjeep
11-18-2005, 05:49 PM
54 times matt will say im going to run 53 inch tires on the road..............

55 years from now matt will still be talking about his build up and this thread

mv420xx
11-18-2005, 06:10 PM
55 posts... :lmao:

matt6669
11-18-2005, 09:53 PM
dammmmn thats some big tires man wow thats just huge haha what did you see that on....??

56 the number of different trails that ill be able to drive up with my truck that jeremy and justin will wimp out on hahaha

Matt

XEON
11-18-2005, 10:03 PM
57 or more is the number of times Matt will brag about somethign he does not have... :dbeer:

matt6669
11-18-2005, 10:26 PM
pshhhhhhhhhh pahhhhhh leasseeeeeeeee just you guys wait and see.
joe doesn't call me SHCMatt for nothing lol lol just you guys wait and see im throwing 44's on my truck :lmao:

58 minus that 8 is the time that justin and i are leaving out house to go out to long island tomorrow hahah boy is that going to suck

Matt

Halo Performance
11-19-2005, 05:16 AM
59- Times people have asked me about that truck.

1993 Ford Bronce. Caterpillar engine, 13spd big rig transmission, 6' ground clearance, tractor tires, air ride suspension, competition vehicle. Won numerous trophies for "BEST STREETABLE"

mybigredjeep
11-19-2005, 12:31 PM
60 times smarter then matt because i wont do that intense shit with a dd...........matt will do it and have no way to get home :stupid: :bdance:

matt6669
11-20-2005, 10:38 PM
bahhh theres always a way to get home
between AAA and friends im not scared hahahah

61 probably the last post on this thread since its been pretty dormant for the last couple days

Matt

NYWheeler
11-20-2005, 10:47 PM
bahhh theres always a way to get home
between AAA and friends im not scared hahahah

Thats not what you were saying the last trip you were on.

62-the number of times I've beat my head on my desk wondering why someone would start a thread like this one. :lmao:

matt6669
11-20-2005, 10:57 PM
thats because last trip i didn't have AAA i just got it this past month hahahah

come on tom you know you love this thread its hilarious

63 the numbers of donny's special "oscillating" fans im going to need to cool down my house this summer

Matt

mybigredjeep
11-21-2005, 12:43 AM
64 times i want to smack matt for making that last comment

dmxjg35
11-21-2005, 11:16 AM
65 number of times cooler my jeep is gonna be then matts in a day or so :wtg: :wtg:

matt6669
11-21-2005, 12:54 PM
you wish dave you know my truck is cooler than yours since mine won't have 6 inches of lift and still be rolling on 31's hahaha loooossserrrrr!!!!


66 the number of weeks it seems that dave's truck has sat in the driveway and hasn't moved LOL LOL LOL what a tooooooool

Matt

dmxjg35
11-21-2005, 01:45 PM
you wish dave you know my truck is cooler than yours since mine won't have 6 inches of lift and still be rolling on 31's hahaha loooossserrrrr!!!!


66 the number of weeks it seems that dave's truck has sat in the driveway and hasn't moved LOL LOL LOL what a tooooooool

Matt

Bah please least my truck still has both its rocker gaurds on it unlike yours since someone is too lazy to put the other one on
And im gonna be rolling on 35's very soon, sooner then your truck


67 the # of times matt bitches a day on aim he has no money

matt6669
11-21-2005, 03:03 PM
68 your just a bitch lol

Matt

matt6669
11-21-2005, 03:04 PM
69..... well i need not explain hahaha

no 69 the amount of times i check this site and yet 99% of the time theres not a new post lol hahhaa ohhs well

pshhh dave we shall see biatchhhhhhh

Matt

mybigredjeep
11-22-2005, 11:23 AM
70- times longer then any other thread on this board...............to bad its wasted on a stupid cause-MATT............ :ntopic:

matt6669
11-22-2005, 11:52 AM
no way on the old forum i had like a 10 page thread haha thats cause i rock

and wasted on me there can never be anything wasted on me im god lol lol

71 the top speed of justins yj when it was together thats going down hill with a 40 mph wind pushing him hahahaha lol lol

Matt

mybigredjeep
11-22-2005, 04:36 PM
72- times justin is going to laugh in matts face once his truck is done and matt still only has one rocker guard.

XTC Jpr13
11-22-2005, 05:47 PM
73 - The number of times I cursed Justin when my tire fell off and he is the one that had the lug wrench. At least i ound out where my vibes andswaying was coming from! :wall::wall::wall:

matt6669
11-22-2005, 09:36 PM
73 - The number of times I cursed Justin when my tire fell off and he is the one that had the lug wrench. At least i ound out where my vibes andswaying was coming from! :wall::wall::wall:

Should of taken it to joe but then again justin might of been there sooooooo lol just kidding man

glad to hear you got that fixed though

jeremy that rocker guard is getting taken care of this week.

74 the number of drinks you guys will have to buy me if this thread actually reaches a 100 posts

SHCMatt

XEON
11-22-2005, 09:39 PM
75: The ammount of times Matt will be talking smack about his MIA Jeep.

Yea woops we kinda forgot about those lugs... Good thing it only happened in a parking lot. Other then that I am glad my welds are holding up.
We were in kinda a rush because it was getting dark and I had to weld some stuff on his trailer. But atleast that axle works :)

matt6669
11-22-2005, 09:47 PM
76 the speed at which your welds are going to let loose and it turns out to be a total disaster.........

pshhh we'll see come summer justin...

Matt

ROCKREADYXJ
11-22-2005, 09:48 PM
77. the amout of times matt will use that new smilly

matt6669
11-22-2005, 09:52 PM
now that right there is funny i don't care who you are......

78 just 22 more to go to 100

Matt

ROCKREADYXJ
11-22-2005, 11:49 PM
79 is 80-1

ROCKREADYXJ
11-22-2005, 11:50 PM
80 is 79 + 1

ROCKREADYXJ
11-22-2005, 11:50 PM
81 only 19 more

matt6669
11-23-2005, 12:03 AM
way to be a posting whore and waste 3 posts in this very informative thread.

82 the age that i might stop wheeling at

Matt

ROCKREADYXJ
11-23-2005, 12:14 AM
83 is the number of nights in a row you have gone with out wetting the bed!

dmxjg35
11-23-2005, 08:35 AM
83 is the number of nights in a row you have gone with out wetting the bed!


bhahahahahahahahhaaha :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

84 the number of times i had to run to the bathroom to avoid pissing myself after laughing so hard over #83 :hahaha: *matt* son you been OWNED!!!

matt6669
11-23-2005, 09:15 AM
85 2 posts after i got owned lol lol lo
good one joe

ROCKREADYXJ
11-23-2005, 09:18 AM
86 the year you were born,good to see your a good sport with a sence of humor.

ROCKREADYXJ
11-23-2005, 09:19 AM
87 the first IROC-Z I owned was an 87

matt6669
11-23-2005, 09:23 AM
dude 86 ouch thats harsh try 85 ya prick

and of course you think i would take any of this stuff to heart man hahha if you dish it out you better be able to take it some people havn't QUITE figured that out yet unfortunetly

88 the number of posts that i have made that have gotten deleted nahhhh its way more than that who am i kidding.

ROCKREADYXJ
11-23-2005, 09:55 AM
89. days till I finish the MJ!

ROCKREADYXJ
11-23-2005, 09:56 AM
90 times I will hear Matt say you will never get it done in time!

dmxjg35
11-23-2005, 11:27 AM
89. days till I finish the MJ!

i think thats a typo, i think you ment weeks :lmao:


91 months till my front diff cover comes in from crane :mad:

ROCKREADYXJ
11-23-2005, 12:06 PM
91 months till my front diff cover comes in from crane :mad:

92 reasons to go OX over ARB no need for the cover. and cheaper

matt6669
11-23-2005, 02:44 PM
90 times joe you are being way to generous to yourself i remind you every time i talk to you and thats like 10 times a day lol lol

i agree with the ox over the arm btw

93 the number of times my brother and i have told our mom to get rid of our stupid dog cooper

dmxjg35
11-23-2005, 03:53 PM
94 times id pick ox over an arb if i had someplace nice to mount 2 massive shifters

matt6669
11-23-2005, 06:05 PM
ahhhh see if you were wise young grasshopper you would find a place to put it
im thinking of some places to put it, its going to be trick.

95 the price at which joe is going to sell me each of my lockers at ahahah

matt6669
11-23-2005, 09:45 PM
96 the number of lbs of food im going to eat tomorrow YUMMMMMM

matt6669
11-23-2005, 09:46 PM
97 the first year of the new body style for the xj

matt6669
11-23-2005, 09:47 PM
98 the year of my truck a la the best year of an xj

matt6669
11-23-2005, 09:47 PM
99 also argued the best year for an xj
everyone says before 98 and 99 were crappy and after 99 were crappy too.
i hear theres lots of problems with the 2000 chero's im glad i got my 98 cause its the pimp shizzleness hahahaha :lmao:

matt6669
11-23-2005, 09:49 PM
100 i knew it would hit 100 posts thats just the fo shizzle my nizzle qouting the gay snoop dog wheres that gay flag again hmmm

100 what is a good thing for a 100 besides the # of posts that i got deleted today haha hmmmm 100 if you can make it to a 100th year anniversary you are pretty pimp and old

mybigredjeep
11-24-2005, 12:15 AM
101 times matt has called and harrased joe about something stupid and used the term "its just water under the bridge"

matt6669
11-24-2005, 01:30 AM
haha i love that saying water under the bridge
i love when people talk about these *huge* buildups and then they don't want to spend 500 dollars on something that actually matters its just ludicris its like why are you even bothering to do the build up but anyway

yes i harrass joe all the time now its good stuff though hahaha he enjoys it hahah cause whenever i call its always b/c i have good news lol

102 i wanna say the # of lights on jeremy's truck but i might of used that one already soooo im gonna go with

102 the number of times that jay tried to get outta the mud hole at paragon in the raminator and still failed and had to be pulled out haha

ROCKREADYXJ
11-25-2005, 09:19 AM
103.7 great rock station by me

mybigredjeep
11-25-2005, 12:52 PM
104 times that justin went through the hummer mud hole and got stuck

matt6669
11-25-2005, 08:17 PM
104 the amount of showers im going to have to take after cleaning in up my d44. Man that thing is nasty. I have grease all over the place. A wire wheel spinning at 25000 rpms will definitely shoot stuff everywhere and anywhere hahha
but its almost done. Just got the other axle tube to do and its pretty much done. Then paint.

ROCKREADYXJ
11-26-2005, 03:30 PM
104 the amount of showers im going to have to take after cleaning in up my d44. Man that thing is nasty. I have grease all over the place. A wire wheel spinning at 25000 rpms will definitely shoot stuff everywhere and anywhere hahha
but its almost done. Just got the other axle tube to do and its pretty much done. Then paint.

105 the amount of showers matts taken with super models

ROCKREADYXJ
11-26-2005, 03:30 PM
106 the amout of times that was in his dreams

mybigredjeep
11-26-2005, 11:42 PM
107 times matt has masterbated since that last post :ntopic:

matt6669
11-26-2005, 11:46 PM
nice signature jeremy lol lol

and no actually i just saw it when i logged on today since i've been outta the house since wednesday for the most part.

108 the amount of hours of sleep im going to need after this weekend is finished. Definitely worked way to much bartending but thats ok, made some sweet coin. That much closer to ordering my kit wooo

sentinal02
11-27-2005, 12:06 AM
nice signature jeremy lol lol

and no actually i just saw it when i logged on today since i've been outta the house since wednesday for the most part.

108 the amount of hours of sleep im going to need after this weekend is finished. Definitely worked way to much bartending but thats ok, made some sweet coin. That much closer to ordering my kit wooo

109: the price of a 32x11.5 Kumho venture MT from tire rack.

so matt, what's your signature drink that you make better than anyone else? I say we all go down to matt's bar some night and annoy the hell out of him asking for more pretzels and trying to think up the hardest drink for him to make us. let's see how good of a bar tender he really is :dbeer: :dbeer:

matt6669
11-27-2005, 12:12 AM
ahhh but see thats the grand ole thing of my bar
its all locals and its a beer shot and simple cocktails.
You still make a killer in tips and the pay is excellent so i can't complain at all.
Plus anyone that is annoying i just kick out. I get along pretty well with my boss aka why i've kept this job for so long. He's super cool, lets me take off whenever i want, and when im there lets me run the store the way i want to as he knows i take care of the place. I pretty much only work sat and sun now because of school, he doesn't even come in, he's like its in good hands have fun haha.

its a fun little place i like it

dammmn i wish i could post the amount of my tires but ill have to wait untill i get into the 200's in order to do that :(

110 the average price of a pair of oakleys and they are totally worth it hahah couldn't think of anything

dmxjg35
11-27-2005, 12:58 AM
110 the average price of a pair of oakleys and they are totally worth it hahah couldn't think of anything


111 number in times matt kicked moms dog after he ate matts 110 dollar oakleys :lmao:

matt6669
11-27-2005, 12:59 AM
111 number in times matt kicked moms dog after he ate matts 110 dollar oakleys :lmao:

isn't that the truth, stupid dog eats everything!!! its even chewed on my 3 grand mtb bike, i flipped when he did that too. I said i think we should get rid of him my mom is like NO WAY LOL

111 thats just cool its all 1's

XEON
11-27-2005, 10:31 AM
Aww you guys fed up the thread. Good work. You are off by a few. :wtg: